What I'm Not Watching: The Birthday Boys

Man, I was really excited for this one. The Birthday Boys is a sketch comedy troupe that's been getting critical acclaim in LA, and the show is exec produced by Bob Odenkirk (of Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad fame). And it's now on Fridays on IFC.

I've watched one full episode and all the individual sketches that I can find. And I really really wanted to laugh. But no dice, and I'm still not sure why. The people are funny, the premises are funny, many of the lines are funny - but the execution falls flat. The sketches are drawn out, and a touch too subtle, and just kind of... boring.

Maybe my expectations were overblown. AV Club likes it so maybe its me? I had a fantasy that it would bring me back to 90s era sketch like The State and Mr Show (where Bob Odenkirk made his name - and if you haven't seen either of those series, get thee to Netflix). Making sketch work on cable is notoriously difficult. I hope it picks up and improves as the season goes on. With Portlandia, Key & Peele and Inside Amy Schumer still kicking, there are some good sketch shows to choose from that aren't named SNL.

Yay or Nay: Fall comedy pilots

It's two weeks into the Networks' pilot season, and the verdict is in for the comedies: they're mostly stinkers. I watched more than my usual share hoping to make some fun discoveries, like when 30 Rock or New Girl or Community came out of nowhere. But I was disappointed on almost every front.

Here's a quick wrap up in an effort to spare you the dull, humorless (and in some cases, slightly offensive) hours I'll never get back.

Category 1: Shame on me for even bothering

- Dads - WTF are Seth Green & Giovanni Ribisi doing?

- Welcome to the Family - After his genuinely tear-inducing performances on Glee, I was hoping Mike O'Malley would get better offers. Guess not. 
- We Are Men - Two Words: already canceled. 

Category 2: Decent potential, poor execution -- aka, legitimately funny stars slumming it

• Mom - Anna Faris and Allison Janney deserve better. 

• Super Fun Night  - Rebel Wilson should know better.

• The Millers - Will Arnett should definitely know better. 

Category 3: Meh, too sitcom-y for my taste but they'll find their audiences -- I just wish they'd taken things up a notch and done something more innovative with all the talent they've assembled

• The Michael J Fox Show - it's MJ Fox, Marie from Breaking Bad and Bunk from The Wire. And it's all very cute and touching and a little schmaltz.

• Trophy Wife - It's the underrated Malin Akerman and Bradley Whitford (Josh!) playing zany with the lovely Marcia Gay Harden as the straight (wo)man. It's all just so...predictable.

• Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Apparently there is such a thing as too much Andy Samberg.

• Sean Saves the World - Sean Hayes and Megan Hilty (the real Marilyn on Smash) are great together, but the one liners and set-ups are dreadful. 

Category 4: Worthy of a second date

• Hello Ladies  (ok it's HBO so not technically a network) - this is the brain child of Stephen Merchant, the lesser known collaborator behind the British version of The Office and most other vehicles Ricky Gervais gets all the credit for. His stand up show of the same name is great, but the series is fairly one note so far.  

• The Crazy Ones - professional crazy person Robin Williams is just the right level of nuts and professional handsome person James Wolk, whom you might know as Bob Benson on Mad Men, is just the right amount of charming cad. Plus the ad industry always makes fun tv. But Sarah Michelle Gellar is annoying, and the plots are dumb. The ad-libbed sexy song about McDonald's with Kelly Clarkson hints at promise. 

Category 5: Already earned a season pass on the DVR

• The Goldbergs - a tad salty and a lot sweet, it's like The Wonder Years meets Malcolm in the Middle. With loads and loads of delicious '80s nostalgia.